Got the idea from browsing 'round DA for some refs, when about 874874387487413809% of them involved him, his little friend the Faucet Pipe, and quite a bit of blood...
Originally supposed to be three parts, but both the paper and poor Toris couldn't handle it. So two's the charm 'ere. ;D
Dialogue Ivan: I've been on the Blog, and my fans all say I'm scary, blood-thirsty, and nothing but a Vodka-addict. Toris: ...... Ivan: *turns around, faucet pipe in hand glinting* Do you think that is true? Toris: N-No! You are the most kind and caring person, er, country there's been YET! Ivan: Good answer. Now I won't have to show my 'kind' and 'caring' side again.
What do all think Toris should've actually said besides my crappy version? 8D What? Go die and burn yourself in a ditch? Or was it the other way around? Will do, sir!
Oh, and Ivan(big guy) is Russia, and smaller dude(Lithuania) is one of his lackeys, or conquered nations er something like that... Now to allow to put this up.
Ivan Braginski(Russia) and Toris Laurinaitis(Lithuania) (c) creators of APH
Yeah.... :/ :/ anyway! Protect the real Ivan! Reminds me of when Canada was dealing with the US and Alfred was running around with a chainsaw... wasn't REALLY evil but looked that way to Canada. ^__^; poor guy...
-- Someday you are going to get hungry and eat most of the words you just said
What would the third part have been though? Toris dead somewhere? ^^ 'Sides poor 'ol Russia is that way because of the potato raid. Germany heard that Ivan was using potatoes to make Vodka so he got back by making Ivan's life hell leaving him mentally cracked, so to speak.
Germany: NU-UH! He brought it all on himself when the first or something czar messed up! Russia: The steel industry was interesting while it lasted, but the train tracks where worth it.
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Then again Real Russia scares the crap out of me... :/ Anyway! I can totally see him asking that.
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Someday you are going to get hungry
and eat most of the words you just said
time gets misinterpreted and makes his relation
with Toris very 'violent'. D:
Ivan is Ivan, whether fans say or not!
And I can see him asking that too. <_< >,>
It's like it shows up in the anime. XD
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and eat most of the words you just said
Oh, after Cuba beat Canada up, and later Canada went
to try to give America a piece of his mind?
Oh yeah, that...
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Someday you are going to get hungry
and eat most of the words you just said
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Germany: NU-UH! He brought it all on himself when the first or something czar messed up!
Russia: The steel industry was interesting while it lasted, but the train tracks where worth it.
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the guy on the head going all-
Russia: You chose well, then.
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That sounds like something that Mother Russia would do.
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